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date: "2019-03-02T21:25:11Z"
tags:
- imported
- from-twitter
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EVERYTHING IS WEIRD. EVERYONE SPEAKS DIFFERENTLY. BURGERS COST LESS THAN BOTTLED WATER. THE ANNOUNCERS SOUND LIKE GAME COMMENTATORS. PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME "SIR".\
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IT'S GREAT 😄